Saturday, February 10, 2007

The Car Wash

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This is the first and last time I will ever go through an automatic car wash.

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o0dhacker0o

Posted February 19th, 2007 at 11:37 pm

lmao. hilarious.

Joe

Posted March 1st, 2007 at 4:02 pm

LOL, Jacob was cracking up the entire time.

ChrisMyers

Posted March 23rd, 2007 at 2:07 am

This reminds me of my grandmother, she is deathly afraid of carwashes, which is why we enjoy tricking her into going for car rides.

None

Posted March 24th, 2007 at 8:49 am

The only reason i found this website is because some guy decided it would be funny to upload your pathetic car wash video.

A part of me felt as if you were kidding about the whole thing. With every exaggerated and over-the-top shriek i grew a tiny bit more annoyed and displeased with the more… video. The whole thing just seemed fake.

But the puking part was what sort of made the whole thing a tad tragic and somewhat pathetic. You honestly and truly need help if that’s what a simple automated car wash reduces you to.

I repeat: GET HELP

Nial

Posted May 21st, 2007 at 4:54 am

Hi pussy,

Grow up.

lauren

Posted May 23rd, 2007 at 9:53 am

Me and my brother ran across this video looking up mii stuff. I laughed so hard I cried. Amazing.

chris

Posted June 8th, 2007 at 11:20 am

I hope you’re trying to be funny. If you are really that scared of a carwash, you need to castrate yourself to prevent the disastrous mistake of you reproducing from ever happening…

James

Posted June 25th, 2007 at 2:27 am

God dude your such a fucking loser why the fuck were you scared when the thing was washing your car. thats what they do. Jesus christ get help like now.

p.s. your a fucking pussy and a loser

Cammy

Posted July 16th, 2007 at 5:37 am

AWEE! you’re afraid of a carwash? =P

everyone calling him a loser/pussy, you’re all mean!

everyone’s afraid of something, jeez

unimpressed

Posted July 16th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

wow…. can anyone say pussy?

Evan

Posted July 17th, 2007 at 2:57 pm

you guys are seriously mean
1. he was probably kidding, it was funny Zack , gj
2. oh my god if you hate it so much then go away and grow up
3. nice video

Luke

Posted July 29th, 2007 at 7:39 pm

Hilarious.

Anonymous

Posted July 31st, 2007 at 5:08 am

Hint Hint,

Chicks won’t like you nearly as much if they know your married.

bodine

Posted August 1st, 2007 at 1:52 am

lame

argie

Posted August 1st, 2007 at 1:01 pm

I can tell this is old, not only by the dates, but the relatively low gas prices!

Jenny

Posted August 3rd, 2007 at 12:43 pm

I think he’s right. Car washing in automatic car wash stations is kind of scary. And expensive. And not worth going there to do this.

Try this at home!

SOLID!!!

Posted August 6th, 2007 at 3:46 pm

WTF..is fucking rapedass wrong with u people ofcurse he is fakeing it Its supposed to be fucking fake and funny he is pretending to be scared ..FUCK!!

SOLID!!!

Posted August 6th, 2007 at 3:48 pm

and the people that think he was afraid in the car wash are pathetic and there IQ is lower the fucking 12 even my fucking German Shepard would understand he is pretending

Anonymous

Posted August 7th, 2007 at 11:12 pm

that was great, you are the best Zack! but what did you use for puke… or did you actually make yourself puke…

felix

Posted August 11th, 2007 at 1:40 pm

hey every one back off, everyone has weird moments, qadmit it
me? well, i’m so scared of the dark when i cant talk.

and he so happens to be a very top producer for metacafe(the best site de world has ever seen) hey zack, i’m mystery boy check out my videos and stuff on metacafe
just type mysteryboy in the search bar and when u get one of my videos just click on ,more videos from this user i rele like u’r work plz contact me on my e-mail, flx_jcb@yahoo.co.uk

solid’s worst nightmare(a bunny!!!)

Posted August 11th, 2007 at 1:42 pm

FUCK U SOLID

Colin

Posted August 11th, 2007 at 7:18 pm

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!!! Haha! you make some great videos.

Bojan

Posted August 18th, 2007 at 12:42 pm

WOW!

This is just like the time that we got my buddy really stoned and went to the car wash. He was freaking out like whoa!

ondine

Posted August 18th, 2007 at 5:17 pm

Now that was good! Hope you got over it though :)

martin

Posted August 18th, 2007 at 5:37 pm

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo funny lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hank

Posted August 18th, 2007 at 7:31 pm

Very funny
My dog was just like you!

myriam

Posted August 19th, 2007 at 1:51 pm

tu m’as tp fait rire qd tu t mis a crier !!! par contre la gerbe a la fin …

FUNNY !!!

Anonymous

Posted August 20th, 2007 at 6:00 am

1) there is no way you’re married. if anything, you have a civil union (i’m pretty sure your to dumb to get the subtle humor. i just called you gay)
2) this is a waste of time
3) the country i love is in grave danger if this many people think you’re funny. YOU DID A F’in CLOSE UP OF A CAT’S EYE, you moron.
4) i’m 110% sure you want to lick felix’s balls, and felix wants you to. so get over your girly self and go for it

Erika

Posted August 20th, 2007 at 9:36 pm

omg. lol. i feel the same in carwashes. ^.^ and i overexaderate it too, just for the hen of it.

you rock.

David Zyk

Posted August 21st, 2007 at 7:04 am

Hi Zack. Greetings from Australia. My father (who is 64 years old) has the same exact car as you. This is *not* a compliment. Secondly, did you know that automatic car washes destroy your paintwork? The high pressure water actually grinds the dirt into the paintwork, and it also causes awful swirl marks. It is possibly the worst thing you can do for your car – NOT washing it would actually be preferable to using such a thing.

Lydia Scott

Posted August 21st, 2007 at 2:11 pm

Pretty damn funny; ran accross your facts about previous presidents… That’s hilarious… You’re a really wierd dude… and i mean that in a good way… keep it up!
Greez from Germany!
Lydia

Dulce

Posted August 21st, 2007 at 9:52 pm

Very very funny! It’s disappointing that not many here understand your humor :-(.

GOD

Posted August 23rd, 2007 at 1:26 am

I liked it . Was worth a look .

Vira

Posted August 25th, 2007 at 6:22 pm

That was hilarious. You really did look scared. Me and my brother were laughing our asses off.

charlescubberly

Posted August 30th, 2007 at 8:08 pm

1:38 just made my day

squeekmouse

Posted September 12th, 2007 at 3:26 am

I’ve always felt the same way! And I just went to the damn car wash today — and hated it. Totally freakin’ hysterical take on the extremely unnerving experience!! Good job.

Bdub

Posted September 23rd, 2007 at 3:03 pm

LOL. Nice! my favorite lines: “Think I’m gonna lock the doors.” and “Thanks…but no thanks. *wipers*”

Stevo

Posted November 7th, 2007 at 2:27 am

Dat was funny!!!
and BTW all you dumb ass player haters out there I bet you can’t even make a video as funny as this guy did so go shove a sock in it you retards!!!
But for Zack, Two thumbs up and keep making vids to make your way up!!!

Nautofan6 (from youtube)

Posted March 20th, 2008 at 7:32 pm

XDDDD That was sooo funny!

as_big_as_THIS

Posted March 20th, 2008 at 11:28 pm

Love it, great improv. And to all those who can’t see it and are cussing him out, and are serious. You really need to get your heads checked. Keep the videos coming Zack!

jesus

Posted March 20th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

ur not funny

Joshua

Posted March 21st, 2008 at 2:07 am

Although your humor is’nt quite my taste,
It’s rather funny to read the reactions of those who seemed to be blind for the tag-words and they seriously believe this movie is meant to be serious. ;-)
I have to say your trowing up scene is rather convincing.

Keep going on!!!

domdigity

Posted March 21st, 2008 at 7:35 am

hahahaha niiiiicee, wasn’t expecting the throw up :P

Fireman Mojo

Posted March 21st, 2008 at 7:59 am

WOAH!!!!! GAS IS ONLY $2.08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chelsea

Posted March 21st, 2008 at 10:32 am

nice there really not that scary but that was halrious

Anonymous

Posted March 21st, 2008 at 8:37 pm

aha lawlz keep makin videos dont let these “kids” being you down it was fake obivously…but still if ur bored what else is there to do right!

Kamillius

Posted March 23rd, 2008 at 7:29 am

That was hilarious… I love your videos, great job man

Vicky B.A.

Posted March 23rd, 2008 at 1:20 pm

are you retarded?

jghjdjhdj

Posted March 23rd, 2008 at 5:26 pm

lol

reDd

Posted March 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 pm

hilarious video, and to all of you who are insulting him and saying he isn’t funny, then why did you waste the time to insult him and say he isn’t funny?

Mrkz

Posted March 24th, 2008 at 8:00 am

If that was real, then ive got 1 thing to say to you.

YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

Nick

Posted March 24th, 2008 at 7:42 pm

Whoa dude. That was just hilarious! When u were crying or doing some type of scream i thought u were faking it. But when you threw up in the end… wow! I cant find words for that. That was so awesome.

Zack Scott

Posted March 24th, 2008 at 8:46 pm

Thanks everyone for your warm comments regarding my very troubling time at the car wash.

Eric

Posted March 28th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

OMFG.
WHO IS SCARED OF A DAMN CAR WASH.
LIKE WTH.

knav3

Posted April 7th, 2008 at 2:31 am

OMG 209 for regular, man, those were the days

gp

Posted April 7th, 2008 at 6:31 pm

$2.09 a gallon????

Toby

Posted April 8th, 2008 at 8:22 am

Awesome! I wanted you to throw up so bad! That wasn’t real was it?

Chris

Posted April 10th, 2008 at 10:10 am

I know some kids are really deathly afraid of carwashes. =D

2Funny

Posted April 14th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

AHAHA if I had enough time to make videos of things that are this funny I totally would. To ALL the people that posted horrible comments about Zack Scott needing to CASTRATE himself because of his fear of carwashes (ie. chris) or the people that believe that Zack is ACTUALLY afraid of car washes (ie. James and “None”)…you should all go and choke on a Werthers Original Butterscotch Candy. Fools!

Your amazing.

Valen

Posted May 12th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

all you people need to seriously leave zack alone,His videos rock and ur just jealous so get over it you losers

Jordan

Posted July 6th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

Zack if your wife saw that what did she do?

Dave

Posted July 13th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

It’s a joke you retards

Kristine

Posted September 25th, 2008 at 2:26 am

Holy freaking ey I laughed so hard.
its late at night and it was hard for me to keep quiet.
and wow for those of you who are dumber then a rock
you have absolutely no sense of humor and i’m actually amazed about how some ppl sound serious.
they make me laugh, but not as much as this guy :]

britney

Posted October 10th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

Zack you crack me up but you are a wimp its a car wash.
P.S. YOU CRACK ME UP HA HEE HA HEE HA HEE.

Mike s

Posted November 4th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

that was funny. I about shit my pants from laughing so hard.

Trish

Posted November 4th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

That was funny. I have never seen a carwash like that one before. It would have startled me at first but then I would have been alright.

Dani

Posted November 6th, 2008 at 10:01 pm

wow, my mom is deathly afraid of carwashes, this reminded me of her…lol she actually gets out of the car and waits for us to go through the car wash, or has us wash the car instead!

I think she is actually motion sick and clostraphobic to I guess the carwash is not a good place for that folk!

kosmo

Posted November 19th, 2008 at 11:15 am

get a life you look to be about 20 something

never been In a car wasj

grow the fuck up stupid

kosmo

Posted November 19th, 2008 at 11:17 am

next time

jerkoff while In there

or get blowed

It may do you good

luwam

Posted November 26th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

hey zack; it is so funny; i’ve lughed til death.
by the way i like your website; it is interesting and funny
keep it up zaki

Anna

Posted November 27th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

I laughed so much that I started to cry!

Justin

Posted November 29th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

dude r u fucken seriously crying?????

ZeonK

Posted December 26th, 2008 at 8:48 am

For those who left BAD comments:

Hey, look, he’s just trying to make us laugh, I mean, everyone is scared of something. Its not possible that you’re not afriad of anything.

Call his a pussy? Go kill yourself.

ZeonK

Posted December 26th, 2008 at 8:51 am

A little message for those who left bad comments:

Hey, look, he’s trying to make us laugh, I mean, it’s not possible for someone not afriad of something. So think twice before you comment.

For people who called him a pussy, go kill yourself.

P.S. Zack, your videos are hilarious.

brandon

Posted December 31st, 2008 at 1:12 am

dude! that was hilarious!!!ignore the ppl who left bad comments you are hysterical omg that was so funny i was crying!!! keep it up man ohh im still recovering

the ownage man

Posted January 4th, 2009 at 12:10 pm

YOU MADE ME CRY ZACKSCOTT I AM SO VERY SORRY :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( from england where about you mite say liverpool

kittie

Posted January 15th, 2009 at 8:13 pm

I cant tell if you’re being serious or not dude. but if you are you need help,

omgroflmao

Posted January 17th, 2009 at 10:55 am

omg! that looked so real!

becky

Posted February 27th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

lol oh my goodness that was so funny zack. : ) It definitely reminded me of the blair witch project when you were crying and whimpering… except your nose wasn’t running all over the place. Luckily your puke was though ;)

rachael

Posted March 5th, 2009 at 9:28 am

Hilarious!

The first time our youngest went through a car wash was pretty much like that, only with vomit and poop and our eyes getting clawed after he broke the straps on his carseat.

Fun times :D

But now we have something to threaten him with if he starts acting up too bad in the car!

Milissa E

Posted March 14th, 2009 at 5:28 pm

Very Funny!!

alden

Posted April 12th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

funny stuff.

Moeodom

Posted April 18th, 2009 at 11:34 pm

Funny. But the sad type of funny.

The Jew

Posted April 29th, 2009 at 8:50 pm

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY fuck u u waste my time

FoxyKazoo

Posted May 20th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

lol, no one seemed to notice the Blair Witch spoof you put in

hilarious

Anonymous

Posted May 31st, 2009 at 11:25 am

dude theres no reason to be afriad there autimatic realy get a grip god ur pathetic u though up what the heck theres no reeason for that

Anonymous

Posted June 13th, 2009 at 11:28 pm

tt was really funny..haha! thx

Anonymous

Posted June 14th, 2009 at 7:53 am

OMG Zack the OMG!

Anonymous

Posted June 25th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

THIS WAS ABOUT THE MOST STUPIDEST THING THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!! IF HIS OTHER VIDEOS ARE ANYTHING LIKE THIS, HE WILL NEVER MAKE IT IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aisha

Posted July 15th, 2009 at 10:58 pm

Aw Zack, don’t feel bad..
When I was little, I used to be afraid of carwashes too…but I never screamed or cried about it HAHA.
But I give you props for being brave enough to do it.
You’re right: There is a first time for everything!
Honestly, I thought you were faking or trying to be funny *which you were*, but damn, the puking really convinced me!
Haha, great video Zack! I watch your videos all the time. Keep up the good work :)

sara

Posted July 19th, 2009 at 8:05 pm

i feel sorry for you zack really…

Rainy Day

Posted August 5th, 2009 at 5:39 pm

whare’s the music???… man, it really needs some good score to lift it a little

Brent

Posted August 6th, 2009 at 3:44 am

This is an act.
I understand that some people won’t find this funny. This is humor more oriented towards people who find the pain of others to tickle their laughter glands.
I think that there’s alot of people who don’t understand this type of comedy, and so they think that the video of Zack’s car wash is actually serious.

James

Posted August 7th, 2009 at 1:52 pm

That was awesomely hilarious, and the funniest thing ive seen, Zack yer awesome

missrae

Posted August 21st, 2009 at 6:08 pm

This was hilarious! My toddler was sitting next to me saying “uh oh” the whole time….thanks for the laugh!

BAM

Posted August 25th, 2009 at 4:53 pm

i couldnèt watch the whole thing it maid me puke im terriffied of caaaaaaaaaaaaa im sorry i cant finish even sayin the word makes me……………….. blahhhhhhhh im so sorry for ur troubles of car washes i want to bring u out to philly so we can party VIVA style ur friend BAM!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s stevo told me bout u fuckin insane dude rlly

Lauren

Posted September 13th, 2009 at 6:06 am

OMG, laughed so hard I cried!!! I did NOT expect you to hurl! That was a bonus!

Anonymous

Posted September 30th, 2009 at 9:12 pm

your sick. Stop the spider stuff. Spiders are good.

LJ

Posted September 30th, 2009 at 9:13 pm

your sick. Stop the spider stuff. Spiders are good.

fritz

Posted October 4th, 2009 at 10:42 pm

i too feel your pain lol

Maria

Posted October 25th, 2009 at 10:30 am

How do you make a website like this??

x

Posted November 2nd, 2009 at 9:00 am

I can’t believe how many idiots think this was real. It’s humor, morons. Or at least an attempt at it.

Jess

Posted November 10th, 2009 at 1:46 am

Leave this sexy creature alone, so what if he’s scared of a car wash!

Oh and um, it’s called have a sense of humor.

Love you ZackScott you gorgeous guy, you ;)

Tiffany

Posted November 21st, 2009 at 8:59 pm

okay… so whoever doesn’t like this then go away and don’t watch it. im sorry that it scared you zack! i know how you feel! at first i thought you were kidding. were you? it was so funny! but i feel bad. how do i put this on my myspace?

Blah

Posted November 22nd, 2009 at 12:50 am

You’re all a bunch of dumb fucks, he was just joking, it’s called acting you cock fondling airheads.

Andrew

Posted December 7th, 2009 at 8:48 pm

yea you guys are dumb and dont have the balls to do what he did

james sunley

Posted December 14th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

Hi zack love this video i was almost the same when i went in one.

P.S if you dont like his vids piss off

Kathie!

Posted December 27th, 2009 at 10:19 pm

You are definitely entertaining. If people don’t like it, they can get lost.
I loved the video “Two Lovers.”

al

Posted January 15th, 2010 at 5:00 pm

why women are crying as mama boy, bad boy, fuck of!

3 idiots fan

Posted February 6th, 2010 at 9:22 pm

funny essay you’ve got here, great site and I think you’ve found yourself a subscriber :D

the unown w

Posted February 13th, 2010 at 3:47 am

hi zack scott cool video.also you dont know who am i but i known VERY much,i close to you but you will never know.btw the person that hate him FUCK OFF or i will KILL you all I MEAN IT.

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