Saturday, February 10, 2007

The Car Wash

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This is the first and last time I will ever go through an automatic car wash.

Comments(60)

Comments

o0dhacker0o

Posted February 19th, 2007 at 11:37 pm

lmao. hilarious.

Joe

Posted March 1st, 2007 at 4:02 pm

LOL, Jacob was cracking up the entire time.

ChrisMyers

Posted March 23rd, 2007 at 2:07 am

This reminds me of my grandmother, she is deathly afraid of carwashes, which is why we enjoy tricking her into going for car rides.

None

Posted March 24th, 2007 at 8:49 am

The only reason i found this website is because some guy decided it would be funny to upload your pathetic car wash video.

A part of me felt as if you were kidding about the whole thing. With every exaggerated and over-the-top shriek i grew a tiny bit more annoyed and displeased with the more… video. The whole thing just seemed fake.

But the puking part was what sort of made the whole thing a tad tragic and somewhat pathetic. You honestly and truly need help if that’s what a simple automated car wash reduces you to.

I repeat: GET HELP

Nial

Posted May 21st, 2007 at 4:54 am

Hi pussy,

Grow up.

lauren

Posted May 23rd, 2007 at 9:53 am

Me and my brother ran across this video looking up mii stuff. I laughed so hard I cried. Amazing.

chris

Posted June 8th, 2007 at 11:20 am

I hope you’re trying to be funny. If you are really that scared of a carwash, you need to castrate yourself to prevent the disastrous mistake of you reproducing from ever happening…

James

Posted June 25th, 2007 at 2:27 am

God dude your such a fucking loser why the fuck were you scared when the thing was washing your car. thats what they do. Jesus christ get help like now.

p.s. your a fucking pussy and a loser

Cammy

Posted July 16th, 2007 at 5:37 am

AWEE! you’re afraid of a carwash? =P

everyone calling him a loser/pussy, you’re all mean!

everyone’s afraid of something, jeez

unimpressed

Posted July 16th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

wow…. can anyone say pussy?

Evan

Posted July 17th, 2007 at 2:57 pm

you guys are seriously mean
1. he was probably kidding, it was funny Zack , gj
2. oh my god if you hate it so much then go away and grow up
3. nice video

Luke

Posted July 29th, 2007 at 7:39 pm

Hilarious.

Anonymous

Posted July 31st, 2007 at 5:08 am

Hint Hint,

Chicks won’t like you nearly as much if they know your married.

bodine

Posted August 1st, 2007 at 1:52 am

lame

argie

Posted August 1st, 2007 at 1:01 pm

I can tell this is old, not only by the dates, but the relatively low gas prices!

Jenny

Posted August 3rd, 2007 at 12:43 pm

I think he’s right. Car washing in automatic car wash stations is kind of scary. And expensive. And not worth going there to do this.

Try this at home!

SOLID!!!

Posted August 6th, 2007 at 3:46 pm

WTF..is fucking rapedass wrong with u people ofcurse he is fakeing it Its supposed to be fucking fake and funny he is pretending to be scared ..FUCK!!

SOLID!!!

Posted August 6th, 2007 at 3:48 pm

and the people that think he was afraid in the car wash are pathetic and there IQ is lower the fucking 12 even my fucking German Shepard would understand he is pretending

Anonymous

Posted August 7th, 2007 at 11:12 pm

that was great, you are the best Zack! but what did you use for puke… or did you actually make yourself puke…

felix

Posted August 11th, 2007 at 1:40 pm

hey every one back off, everyone has weird moments, qadmit it
me? well, i’m so scared of the dark when i cant talk.

and he so happens to be a very top producer for metacafe(the best site de world has ever seen) hey zack, i’m mystery boy check out my videos and stuff on metacafe
just type mysteryboy in the search bar and when u get one of my videos just click on ,more videos from this user i rele like u’r work plz contact me on my e-mail, flx_jcb@yahoo.co.uk

solid’s worst nightmare(a bunny!!!)

Posted August 11th, 2007 at 1:42 pm

FUCK U SOLID

Colin

Posted August 11th, 2007 at 7:18 pm

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!!! Haha! you make some great videos.

Bojan

Posted August 18th, 2007 at 12:42 pm

WOW!

This is just like the time that we got my buddy really stoned and went to the car wash. He was freaking out like whoa!

ondine

Posted August 18th, 2007 at 5:17 pm

Now that was good! Hope you got over it though :)

martin

Posted August 18th, 2007 at 5:37 pm

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo funny lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hank

Posted August 18th, 2007 at 7:31 pm

Very funny
My dog was just like you!

myriam

Posted August 19th, 2007 at 1:51 pm

tu m’as tp fait rire qd tu t mis a crier !!! par contre la gerbe a la fin …

FUNNY !!!

Anonymous

Posted August 20th, 2007 at 6:00 am

1) there is no way you’re married. if anything, you have a civil union (i’m pretty sure your to dumb to get the subtle humor. i just called you gay)
2) this is a waste of time
3) the country i love is in grave danger if this many people think you’re funny. YOU DID A F’in CLOSE UP OF A CAT’S EYE, you moron.
4) i’m 110% sure you want to lick felix’s balls, and felix wants you to. so get over your girly self and go for it

Erika

Posted August 20th, 2007 at 9:36 pm

omg. lol. i feel the same in carwashes. ^.^ and i overexaderate it too, just for the hen of it.

you rock.

David Zyk

Posted August 21st, 2007 at 7:04 am

Hi Zack. Greetings from Australia. My father (who is 64 years old) has the same exact car as you. This is *not* a compliment. Secondly, did you know that automatic car washes destroy your paintwork? The high pressure water actually grinds the dirt into the paintwork, and it also causes awful swirl marks. It is possibly the worst thing you can do for your car - NOT washing it would actually be preferable to using such a thing.

Lydia Scott

Posted August 21st, 2007 at 2:11 pm

Pretty damn funny; ran accross your facts about previous presidents… That’s hilarious… You’re a really wierd dude… and i mean that in a good way… keep it up!
Greez from Germany!
Lydia

Dulce

Posted August 21st, 2007 at 9:52 pm

Very very funny! It’s disappointing that not many here understand your humor :-(.

GOD

Posted August 23rd, 2007 at 1:26 am

I liked it . Was worth a look .

Vira

Posted August 25th, 2007 at 6:22 pm

That was hilarious. You really did look scared. Me and my brother were laughing our asses off.

charlescubberly

Posted August 30th, 2007 at 8:08 pm

1:38 just made my day

squeekmouse

Posted September 12th, 2007 at 3:26 am

I’ve always felt the same way! And I just went to the damn car wash today — and hated it. Totally freakin’ hysterical take on the extremely unnerving experience!! Good job.

Bdub

Posted September 23rd, 2007 at 3:03 pm

LOL. Nice! my favorite lines: “Think I’m gonna lock the doors.” and “Thanks…but no thanks. *wipers*”

Stevo

Posted November 7th, 2007 at 2:27 am

Dat was funny!!!
and BTW all you dumb ass player haters out there I bet you can’t even make a video as funny as this guy did so go shove a sock in it you retards!!!
But for Zack, Two thumbs up and keep making vids to make your way up!!!

Nautofan6 (from youtube)

Posted March 20th, 2008 at 7:32 pm

XDDDD That was sooo funny!

as_big_as_THIS

Posted March 20th, 2008 at 11:28 pm

Love it, great improv. And to all those who can’t see it and are cussing him out, and are serious. You really need to get your heads checked. Keep the videos coming Zack!

jesus

Posted March 20th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

ur not funny

Joshua

Posted March 21st, 2008 at 2:07 am

Although your humor is’nt quite my taste,
It’s rather funny to read the reactions of those who seemed to be blind for the tag-words and they seriously believe this movie is meant to be serious. ;-)
I have to say your trowing up scene is rather convincing.

Keep going on!!!

domdigity

Posted March 21st, 2008 at 7:35 am

hahahaha niiiiicee, wasn’t expecting the throw up :P

Fireman Mojo

Posted March 21st, 2008 at 7:59 am

WOAH!!!!! GAS IS ONLY $2.08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chelsea

Posted March 21st, 2008 at 10:32 am

nice there really not that scary but that was halrious

Anonymous

Posted March 21st, 2008 at 8:37 pm

aha lawlz keep makin videos dont let these “kids” being you down it was fake obivously…but still if ur bored what else is there to do right!

Kamillius

Posted March 23rd, 2008 at 7:29 am

That was hilarious… I love your videos, great job man

Vicky B.A.

Posted March 23rd, 2008 at 1:20 pm

are you retarded?

jghjdjhdj

Posted March 23rd, 2008 at 5:26 pm

lol

reDd

Posted March 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 pm

hilarious video, and to all of you who are insulting him and saying he isn’t funny, then why did you waste the time to insult him and say he isn’t funny?

Mrkz

Posted March 24th, 2008 at 8:00 am

If that was real, then ive got 1 thing to say to you.

YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

Nick

Posted March 24th, 2008 at 7:42 pm

Whoa dude. That was just hilarious! When u were crying or doing some type of scream i thought u were faking it. But when you threw up in the end… wow! I cant find words for that. That was so awesome.

Zack Scott

Posted March 24th, 2008 at 8:46 pm

Thanks everyone for your warm comments regarding my very troubling time at the car wash.

Eric

Posted March 28th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

OMFG.
WHO IS SCARED OF A DAMN CAR WASH.
LIKE WTH.

knav3

Posted April 7th, 2008 at 2:31 am

OMG 209 for regular, man, those were the days

gp

Posted April 7th, 2008 at 6:31 pm

$2.09 a gallon????

Toby

Posted April 8th, 2008 at 8:22 am

Awesome! I wanted you to throw up so bad! That wasn’t real was it?

Chris

Posted April 10th, 2008 at 10:10 am

I know some kids are really deathly afraid of carwashes. =D

2Funny

Posted April 14th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

AHAHA if I had enough time to make videos of things that are this funny I totally would. To ALL the people that posted horrible comments about Zack Scott needing to CASTRATE himself because of his fear of carwashes (ie. chris) or the people that believe that Zack is ACTUALLY afraid of car washes (ie. James and “None”)…you should all go and choke on a Werthers Original Butterscotch Candy. Fools!

Your amazing.

Valen

Posted May 12th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

all you people need to seriously leave zack alone,His videos rock and ur just jealous so get over it you losers

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